techiejellyfish: i-will-eviscerate—you: the-fandoms-are-cool: urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on this is beautiful
marissamayeryahoo: itsjustaginger: So who’s our new ‘daddy’ for tumblr now since yahoo bought it I’m your daddy this is the best thing that ever happened to this website
marissamayeryahoo: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING Guys, I don’t want to fire HILARIOUS but I will if I have to.
ok fuckin this person i follow keeps posting stuff after i told them it makes me uncomfortable and asked them to please tag it and they wont and its making me kind of sick and i want to unfollow them so bad but i cant bc im a stupid baby and they might yell at me
eseli: superstridentblaze: For any of my followers who care it is official. Yahoo has bought tumblr and they have created a blog asking for input from tumblr users. http://yahooinc.tumblr.com/ this s actually a really good blog, and it seem like Yahoo might actually fix a couple things up (check out that-empty-chair’s question)
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
beekwhy: toopsy: brimerica: ALL THE GERMANS ARE LIKE BUFF MENLY MEN GRRRRR And then there’s Austria i would bring up liechtenstein but i mean come on she could probably beat his ass into the ground
loneotaku: waitergirl: loneotaku: waitergirl: loneotaku: swampmouth: loneotaku: Was there anyone who liked Ohkawa Ever Does anyone like him no #no one in the history of the world ever Exactly my friends rps as him on deviantart though!! Doesn’t change the fact that he IS A WHINY BABY HIS FRIEND WAS ALREADY DEAD I’M GONNA IMPLODE ON HIM HE’S SUCH A BUTT he...
i hate my dad and my brother theyre calling me a grl they keep calling me a girl saying im a girl saying thats who i am and i wont change there was a rape video on tv and fuCKING I ASKED MY BROTHER TO CHANGE IT EVEN WHEN I SHOWED HIM THE SCARS ON MY NECK FROM WHEN THAT GUY MADE A GOD DAMN JOKE THAT TRIGGERED ME AND HE SAID NO HE WOULDNT FUCKING CHANGE IT haha i tried to drown myself
yaoipeen: when someone you like calls you cute
wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago people seem disinterested in what i’m saying i hate my voice i have something really mean to say i hate you i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never...
sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
screams and cries i have the best moirail eveer i love him so much wow aaaaaa
aoisasahina: WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER NUTS ARE UND ER A BUCK
weeaboo-chan: yeah girls all wear belly shirts and short shorts in the summer because we want to look ‘hyper fertile’ for the hyooman mating season not because you know it’s fucking hot in the summer you piss idiots
incestuouslesbianponies: Talking to someone you really admire and saying something really dumb
infamousnfamous: really when people say “you’re just as bad as them” when you retaliate in the slightest way or just don’t comply to the demands of a bully, racist, sexist, or homophobe, what they are really saying is “i am a shitty person who wants to justify my alignment with shitty people by making the victim look like a bad person as well”. because when you demonize the victim, its easy to...
gundma: shitty things to say “biologically [gender]” “i really disagree with your [queer interpretation of character] and here are all the reasons why your interpretation is shit but i support you and people should stop being rude!” a lot more things
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
shadesoflolita: there was this one guy that kept asking me out. every time I would politely decline. He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone” He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!” he looked really happy. I then told him: “You’ve now entered the...
spidey-parker: saltymarshmallows: fantasiawandering: extremerickman: journal-for-sean-lovers: cottonbutts: everyonelovesrobots: IT’S BACK i want this on my blog forever I can’t breathe omfg always reblog OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID i JUST WATCH? I lost it at the elderly woman. [ I think my favorite line was “WHO LET SPIDER-MAN IN THE HOUSE?” Omfg I needed this today okay...